Astronomer CEO, Andy Byron just got caught cheating on his wife with the same company\’s HR chief, Kristin Cabot, on a kiss cam at coldplay\’s concert. Both Andy & Kristin are married to other people. They have been having an affair and went to the concert together telling their spouses they\’re on a work trip. Andy\’s wife has deleted her facebook since the news broke.
🚨 $70M CEO EXPOSED ON KISS CAM?!Astronomer CEO Andy Byron just got caught in 4K cheating on his wife — with none other than his company’s own HR Chief, Kristin Cabot — and it all went down at a Coldplay concert. 😳🎥💋
Yes, you read that right: both Andy and Kristin are married to other people, but decided to attend the concert together, telling their spouses they were on a “work trip.” Bold move… but not bold enough to escape the Coldplay kiss cam. 🫣
Now the internet is in flames, Andy’s wife has deleted her Facebook, and HR policies are shaking in fear. The irony? Kristin runs HR. You can’t make this up. 💼🔥
Looks like Coldplay didn’t just sing “Fix You” — they might’ve just ended a few marriages. 😭💔#ColdplayCam #CEOScandal #CaughtIn4K #OfficeAffair #Comedy #Satire #DramaUnfolding
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